"It's the plague..."
jestre:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Now I’m cross with you for making that pun. I’m going to hell.

jestre:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Now I’m cross with you for making that pun. I’m going to hell.

Vent
tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

That’s HORRIBLE advice! 

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

That’s HORRIBLE advice! 

togifs:

[video]
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

Yes I’m part of the vampire fandom 

I want to redux the first post for Bubble Berry’s Bakery but I am not sure how I would post it because it’s multiple parts. 

Any advice?

skyecandi:

xxxgrim13:

theescapedfish:

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

just yes

I… I’m in love